Call Me Out of Touch, But I Thoroughly Dislike iShowSpeed

02 Dec, 2025

iShowSpeed, a YouTuber with more than 46 million subscribers, is one of the most annoying wastes of bandwidth currently on the internet today, and I thoroughly dislike him.

I had the misfortune of riding on a roller coaster a few seats behind him a few years ago, on a train loaded with pre-teens and tweens, as he screamed obscenities at the top of his lungs for the entire ride, and long after it was over.

Later, I was nearby as he wandered through the park (right before he got thrown out) and I overheard young boys coming up to him saying “I love your big black balls”.

I don’t know what that means exactly, but I guess it’s a phrase he says on his videos….?

His YouTube channel basically is about nothing, serves no purpose, and he is not famous for anything in particular. He just exists, and I guess young kids think he’s cool or something.

I asked my youngest son “why do you like iShowSpeed?”, and he said it was because he knows how to do a backflip and has met Cristiano Ronaldo. Not much else.

Please, if you’ve got kids, don’t let them watch his crap.